My Humps

“I’m telling you.  Guy camels rape the girl camels.”

Girl wearing a knit cap with a flower on it

Not a Fan of Liam Neeson’s Work…or Sex Research

Girl from NJ: I really liked that bar we went to.  Kinsey?

Girl from LI: I think it was called Kinsley…

Making Dumbledore Proud

Nerdy Girl: When we get back we should have a Harry Potter themed Shabbat.

Nerdy Boy (stopping in his tracks): Oh.  My.  God!  Yes!

Like the Deserts Miss the Rain

“Oh.My.God. A raindrop just hit me.”

A Juicy wearing 25 year old

Drama Queen

“I heard if you try to keep your eyes open when you sneeze you die.”

Overdramatic girl on beach in Netanya

Setting Your Priorities Straight

“I really want to move to Israel…so I can open a Dunkin’ Donuts.”

Girl in North Face at Golan Heights